The Sims 2: OMGWTFBBQ

Has ACR or "risky woohoo" given your sims too many unwanted crotchfruit? Did the adoption agency fob off another baby on you instead of that pizza you wanted? Brought to you by the coolest acronym ever to grace the face of the Internets, it's OMGWTFBBQ! It's new! It's shiny! It's more awesome than all those lesser, useless downloads that do nothing that isn't already in the game! It even functions as a regular grill, with all the options, for all versions of game, unlike other people and their lesser-awesome crap! And best of all, it can be yours for less than 640K, because 640K is all anyone should ever need. Accept no Kewian-based substitutes! If you don't vote for this to win, I will come in the night and steal your first-born children! And then EAT them!